Things I hate #463:
When companies use ridiculous made up science words to try and sell their products. See: Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Actiregularis.
They're just big words!! With too many letters!! They will not make you immortal, stop you getting cancer, make that hot boy at the desk next to you fancy you or improve your life. They might, if you're lucky, make you ever so slightly less bloated. But even that's doubtful.
Stop using science to try and sell me bacteria in a pot.
I'm looking at you Danone.
