10 things I hate about you, the edited version:
I hate the way you talk to me, and the fact I dyed my hair.
I hate the way you drum on things.
I hate it when you pretend that you don't care.
I hate the fact you work too hard, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate that you know me so well, why did you have to be that guy?
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you lie, and the hurt and deceit and pain.
I hate the times we shared, the jokes, oh so inane.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
I hate that we were happy once, and that I let myself fall.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close...
Not even a little bit...
Not even at all.
