This weekend I:
- Drank too much red wine with my lovely friend K, who came to stay for the weekend
- Ate melon and grapes whilst wearing my new One Piece. Best. Purchase. Ever. It makes me feel like a teddybear and that, my friends, is always a good thing
- Watched a selection of highbrow films. Penis Song FTW
- Went on the Wheel of Manchester and marvelled at the view
- Made both angry AND ridiculous faces at the camera, with varying levels of slap on
Not pictured: The spectacular three part fall that I managed on Saturday night, whilst wearing 5 inch heels; the incredible Sandwich a Trois I had at Odd; The double sambuca I poured down my neck in the gay village; The tandoori mixed grill that I ordered last night that I couldn't eat due to hangover doom. I had it for my lunch today. A new low. Or high. Depending on how you look at it.
How were your weekends, cherubs?
